Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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