Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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