my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I am midnight drunk by noon
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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