The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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