just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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