just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i think my cat just said my name.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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