For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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