I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis