Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Someone shit on the floor
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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