There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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