just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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