The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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