please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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