You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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