i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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