I think I am morally bankrupt
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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