Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
