You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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