That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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