saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Do plants get herpes?
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