They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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