Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
being pregnant is like rehab
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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