My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Randomize
