im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
