I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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