The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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