Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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