i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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