FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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