in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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