Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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