I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
My brain says no but my pants say off.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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