spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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