We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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