your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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