I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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