Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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