I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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