She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You have to summon your inner elephant
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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