he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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