I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
