Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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