im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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