If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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