Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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