so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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