Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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