It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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