Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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