I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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