ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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