Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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