i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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