what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Operation Purity has been aborted
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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