im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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