Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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