Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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