i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Randomize
