in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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