he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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